1. Patna
- sign at the railway station.
Aana free, jaana free,
Pakde gaye to khana free
2. Mumbai
- sign at a beauty parlour.
Don't whistle at the girl going out from here.
She may be your
grandmother!
3. Delhi
- seen on a bulletin board.
Success is relative...
More the success, more the
relatives
4. Mumbai,
Juhu - Sign at a barber's saloon.
We need your heads to run our
business
5. Chennai
- A traffic slogan:
Don't let your kids drive if they are not
old enough - or else
they never will be.
6. Kolkatta
- Sign in a restaurant.
All drinking water in this establishment has been
personally passed by the manager
7. Delhi
- seen on a bulletin board.
If your father is a poor man, it is your fate...
but if
your father-in-law is a poor
man, it! 's your stupidity
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Stupid
Questions |
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When
you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid
Question: Sorry. were you sleeping?
Stupid Answer: No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes
in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping....you dumb witted
moron.
When
you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question: Hey have you had a haircut?
Stupid Answer: No, its autumn and I'm shedding......
When a friend announces her wedding, and you
ask...
Stupid Question: Is the guy you're marrying good?
Stupid Answer: No, he's a miserable wife-beating, insensitive
lout...it's just the money
At the movies: When you meet
acquaintances/friends...
Stupid Question: Hey, what are you doing here?
Stupid Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here...
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Al-Qaida
Terror |
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Q.
Why has Bush stopped dining at Indian restaurants?
A. 'Coz he heard the waiter asking, "O Sahib, Bill Laden?"
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My
kind of PJs |
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"Are you chewing gum?"
"No, I'm John Smith."
"I want to buy a dress to put on around the
house."
"Yes, Madam. How large is your house?"
"What are you going to be when you graduate?"
"An old man"
"I spent three years in college taking
medicine."
"Are you well now?"
"Do you say a prayer before you eat?"
"No, we don't have to. My mother is a good cook."
"I've got a surprise for you, honey. I brought a
friend home for dinner."
"Who wants to eat friends?"
"We are having mother for dinner, darling."
"Make sure she's well done."
"I want some rat poison."
"Should I wrap it up or do you want to eat it right here?"
"It seems that everything I say to you goes in one
ear and out the other."
"Well, I guess that's why I've got two ears."
"May I hold your hand?"
"No, thanks, It isn't heavy."
"Does water always come through the roof in this
place?"
"No, sir, only when it rains."
"When will you straighten out the house,
dear?"
"Why? Is it tilted?"
"Do these stairs take you to the second
floor?"
"No, you'll have to walk"
"Now that you're married, you should have some
insurance"
"But why? My wife isn't dangerous."
"I have changed! my mind."
"Thank heaven! Does it work better now?"
"Would you like your coffee black?"
"What other colours do you have?"
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